Story about the prince and the princess
Once upon a time there lived a princess. Her name was Tashike and she was the world Frisbee champion. She was 192 cm tall, had long blond sparse hair, concave chest and was anorexic. One day dictators came to power and killed the king and hung the queen. Tashike managed to escape. She fled on a transatlantic ship transporting pineapple to Croatia. All she brought with her was a pair of scissors which she used to peel the pineapples. Upon her arrival she went into a library and hid there behind the bookshelves figuring few men will ever enter a library in Croatia. Days passed and she lived as an illegal immigrant. One day a prince came to the library. This prince was one meter and one micron tall. He always emphasized that one micron above one meter height. He wore dreadlocks and had one big eyebrow above his eyes. He had convex chest and was bulimic. And what did a bulimic prince do in a city library? He came to borrow a cook-book. As he took a book off the shelf he heard someone weeping behind. He went behind the shelves to find a princess crying over a broken nail. She broke it while trying to open a can of soda. He opened the can and they sat and talked. She told him her story and he offered her a fictitious marriage. They got married, but soon the plan of her divorcing him after she got the immigration permit failed after finding out that they have to stay married for a longer period in order for her to keep citizenship. During that period prince and princess found out that they were perfect for each other. They fit in perfectly (concave and convex), they have identical dental distortion, they both collect decorative paper napkins ... They lived happily in his cottage on top of the mountain where she opened Frisbee school and prince held a stable with ponies. They had a baby and named him Krafnfeffe. They really lived well all until one spring an incident happened. While riding a pony a tick jumped from a pony on a princess and bite her. She got meningitis and died. Prince stayed alone with Krafnfeffe cooking "princess donuts" because it was their meal, only one he could eat without throwing up and only one she could eat at all.
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